Harry Potter on Top of Bruno

In the box office that is. Harry Potter took a commanding box office lead while Bruno went flaccid in the second week dropping to $8.4 million. Who are we to judge when Harry Potter knows how to work his wand better than Bruno with his.

http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Weekend-Box-Office-Potter-Soars-Bruno-Goes-Down-14006.html

30 Minutes of Bruno is Too Long?

Bruno is officially out of the closet and into the local cinemas. Early reviews indicate that some of penis jokes get played out pretty fast, and goes flaccid after 30 minutes into the movie.

Another concern was how many of the willing participants were already giving head to Bruno before they became part of the prank? Imagine if you were the karate instructor attacked by two flying dildos in the presence of a film crew that includes a video camera operator, and audio sound guy, wouldn’t you already know that this is where you play your part and try to act normal on camera?

http://www.examiner.com/x-2239-Denver-Movies-Examiner~y2009m7d10-Review-The-antics-of-Bruno-fizzle-too-early

We can only imagine that part of the script reads: Bruno is moving in slow motion armed with dildos, so you as the instructor will accommodate and act out the defensive maneuvers in slow motion also.