Quotes

Bruno shares his words of wisdom with you. Knowing is half the sexy struggle.

• A is for Austria, where they are raised to try und achieve ze Austrian dream – find a job, get a dungeon und raise a family in it.
• I’m a Libra, and I love to eat Japanese…and the food!
• Brüno tried to self-wax his arschenhaller and ist now stuck to ze bed.

• Angelina’s got one, Madonna’s got one, now Bruno’s got one.
• Manscaping ist important, but not as crucial as getting regular anal bleaching.
• I just wanted to do something that was flattering for the Royal Family. Something that the Queen — I’m not talking about Elton John — would really appreciate.
• It was a terrible accident. My face was actually right next to his Kugelsack and I felt something pushing into my cheek. I suddenly realized why he was called Slim Shady. He pretended to be upset but after a while it was clear that Slim was getting a little fat. The Real Slim Shady stood up.
• Ich have come to redress the wrong done to the gay community by that Hollywood movie on Harvey Milk which was acted by Sean Penn, who’s not even gay.
• For too long, guys coming here [Amsterdam] from around the world have been forced to have sex with women.
• That guy is uber gay – I bet his wife gets as much sex as Katie Holmes.
• Let’s hope that this film realizes its full global potential! Let’s hope it doesn’t have like a really promising start and then peter out like swine flu did! Let’s hope that, like herpes, this film continues to infect all of you.
• It’s like a Benetton ad in here. New York City, the cultural melting pot. You’ve even got black guys here. I’m a chocoholic.
• Look at the evil people in the world, Saddam Hussein, Hitler, Stalin what do they all have in common? Mustaches!
• If Freddie Prince Jr. crawled in here now on all fours, are you telling me you wouldn’t want to undress him?
• Vassup! Being gay is the new coolest thing, so that’s why I’ve come to the gayest part of America – Alabama!

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