Dictionary

Watching Bruno is not complete without a dictionary since he speaks with a crafty tongue that has been places we dare not imagine.

• Ach Ja: Oh yes, as in agreement with what you are saying
• Adolf Pittler: Brad Pitt
• Arscher: Ass
• Arsch: Arse
• Arschenhaller: Arse hole
• Aufstehen: Erection

• Being Fabulous: Looking good, being a gay/queen
• Bestfreund: Best friend
• Blaujoben: Blowjob

• Der Fuhrer: Insinuated to represent Mel Gibson

• Enschuldegung: German for excuse me

• Facebuch: Facebook
• Freund: Friend

• Gesprtizen: To spritz or jizz

• Ich Don’t fink so: I don’t think so, no f**ing way

• Jetzt bin ich hier mit: Now I’m here with

• Klub Apartheid: The coolest club in Vienna
• Kugels: Scrotum
• Kugelsack: Scrotum

• Locksmidt: Locksmith

• Mathematischer: Mathematics
• Meinself: Myself
• Middle Earth: Middle East
• Mutter: Mother
• Mine-sposh: MySpace
  

• Nicht nicht: German for no no (not good)
• No Verds: No words

• OJ: Traditional African name, a reference to OJ Simpson

• Poopanshaft: Ass hole, pooping shaft
• Poopenschafte: The Ass Hole, pooping shaft
• Pischen: Piss, pissing

• Scheissing: Shitting (i.e. Arses are for scheissing)
• Schitzenpoof: Shitting poop
• Schtupping: To stop and have a sec (i.e. arses are not for schtupping)
• Schwanzenstücker: Wanker, penis
• Schwein flu: Swine Flu
• Spritzen: Spritz, ejaculate
• Stinker: Ass, anus that stinks
• Schizer: Shit
• Shpunken: Spunk, ejaculate
• Schpritzen: Spritz, sjaculate
• Schawasenstucke: Wanker stick, penis

• Train to Auschwitz: Where unfashionable people belong, a reference to Nazi Germany concentration camp
• Tvitter: Twitter
• Tzitzenjob: Tit job, breast enlargement operation

• Upschtane: Upstand, erect

• Vassup: What’s up
• Vassever: Whatever
• Von Hinten: From behind, courtesy of the real Bruno – Alfons Haider

• Walk on the brown side: Homosexual experience, enter the back and come out brown
• Wilhelm Schmidt: Will Smith

Feel free to let us know some of your favorite sayings and vocabularies to add to the Bruno Dictionary.