Bruno Spoilers – 4 of 5 Stars Rating

Funny man – Sacha Baron Cohen does it again with Bruno the Movie featuring gross, outrageous, and funny comedy with over the top representations of homophobia and gay culture.

Yes, everything is staged to a certain point where Bruno pushes the buttons of unsuspecting participants until their inner hate and ignorance takes over. All of this is captured on film at the expense of participating village idiots.

If you have ever watched a Vivid video, read a Hustler magazine, tuned in to Jerry Springer, paid attention to the local news, or enjoyed Jesus Camp (the 2006 documentary), then Bruno is a movie where nothing is out of the ordinary.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/filmreviews/5570132/Bruno-review.html – full Bruno movie review with spoilers.

  1. Crash Milan fashion show with Velcro suit.
  2. Punk Paula Abdul and LaToya Jackson with naked Mexican gardeners.
  3. Look for locksmith while chained to naked partner.
  4. Crash a swingers party.
  5. Rile up rednecks with homosexual cage wrestling match.
  6. Renounce gayness with help of pastor’s sacred powers.
  7. Seduce Ron Paul (former 2008 Republican Presidential Candidate).
  8. Be guest on talk show with Gayby sleeping in arms.
  9. Punk Hollywood stage parents who endorse “child laborers”.

The musical ending, featuring Brüno, Elton John, Bono, Sting, Snoop Dogg and Chris Martin, comes as an abrupt surprise…

Bruno 4 Stars

Bruno Movie Premieres in London

Bruno premiered in London today while Americans are suckered into waiting another month when it will be released on July 10th, so it does not have to compete against other strong summer blockbusters for the same movie audiences that premieres before the week of July 10th.

Watch Bruno London Video from CNN.

Today, Bruno marched down Leicester Square in London dressed in sexy female Halloween costumes of the Queen’s guard uniforms. In the spirit of promoting the Bruno Movie, Sacha Cohen and skimpy Halloween costumes are now synonymous to homosexual Austrian television personalities. We have to appreciate all the good that has come out of these antics, especially the hired female models that accompany Bruno. They wore equally sexy attire that left little to the imagination, and more or less appearing hotter than Bruno.

Watch exclusive Bruno London Video from the BBC.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/jun/17/bruno-review-sacha-baron-cohen – review of the Bruno Movie with a few spoilers if you have not seen it in theaters yet. Nothing is off limits where Bruno even messes with dead people.

Brüno fellates the ghost of a deceased member of Milli Vanilli in front of a psychic.

Bruno March

http://www.winnipegsun.com/entertainment/movies/2009/06/17/9829436.html – photos of Sacha Baron Cohen promoting Bruno at the London Premiere.

Bruno Girl Guards

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/movies/features/article_1484244.php/In_Pictures_Premiere_of_Bruno_in_London – pictures of Bruno at Leicester Square in Central London wearing Queen’s guard uniform.

Bruno Premiere

Free Bruno Movie Tickets

College Humor is offering free Bruno Movie tickets to a lucky winner, and a chance to fly you (and a friend) to New York City for the Bruno screening party.

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  • These tickets are not available to anyone under 21 years of age.

http://www.collegehumor.com/bruno

Bruno at College Humor

Fashionably Gay Pictures of Bruno Makes GQ Interview Tolerable

Try reading the GQ Bruno interview without a Bruno dictionary and you will end up with a throbbing headache. Our editors with prestigious college degrees failed to finish reading the interview segment of the GQ featured Bruno article. It proves that selling comedy and magazines does not require words. Thus they quickly put away the GQ magazine and resumed reading Playboy about the duress of the American economy and the turbulence resulted from the Iranian elections.

Pictures of a completely nude Bruno and the interview can be found on GQ’s website.

http://men.style.com/gq/features/landing?id=content_9557

Bruno in GQ Magazine

Bruno Hails Hitler

Why has the Bruno Movie gotten Austria with its panties in a bunch? Bruno downplays the atrocities of Austria’s own Hitler as a mere black sheep who wrote a fashion bible. He also spins punchlines around the horrific crimes of Josef Fritzl who kept “his own daughter in a dungeon for 26 years and fathering her seven children”.

Honestly, we would know less about Aldof Hitler and Josef Fritzl if Bruno did not bring these two figures to the very front of our subconscious. Thanks to Bruno’s comedy and dark sarcastic messages, we are granted the curiosity to dive deep into finding out who these monsters really are. His social commentary is relevant in that it questions everyone if they have forgotten about the unimaginable history behind war crimes, incestuous taboos, and the struggles for basic fundamental human rights.

No. Bruno does not hail Hitler. He marches to his own drummer.

http://www.abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/Story?id=7850616&page=1

Bruno Hails Hitler

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8102614.stm

Bruno BBC News